you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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