you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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