so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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