I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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