there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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