There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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