I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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