Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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