So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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