This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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