walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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