My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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