I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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