Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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