We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
should my penis look like a turkey
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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