Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
time to smoke my breakfast
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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