I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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