on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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