I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize