I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She announced her abortion via fbk
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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