Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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