so explain again why im purple
no
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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