I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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