So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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