Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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