i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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