Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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