am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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