everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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