This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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