I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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