did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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