Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I think my moral compass just broke
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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