Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i came on her dog
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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