Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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