Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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