I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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