I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We are two peas in an std pod
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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