pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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