just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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