is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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