So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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