R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
you never un-have a 4some
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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