no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Randomize
