i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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