Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My life is pants optional.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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