Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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