I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This house was built for laser tag.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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