That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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