I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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