I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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