if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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