12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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