My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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