pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh god it's open bar.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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