Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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