hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He shit in the fireplace
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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