just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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